viernes, 15 de febrero de 2008

Calentura Vs. Inteligencia

Una mujer y un hombre chocan en sus autos de frente.
Los autos quedaron muy seriamente dañados, casi destrozados, pero ninguno
de los dos quedó herido.
Después de salir de los autos la mujer dice; Dios mío; mire como quedaron
los autos, no quedó nada de ellos y por milagro; no tenemos ni un rasguño.
- Esto debe ser un milagro, responde el hombre. La mujer dice...
-Esta es una señal inequívoca de Dios, de que nosotros deberíamos
conocernos, ser amigos, convivir, hacernos el amor por el resto de nuestros
días.. ¿qué opinas?
El hombre contesta con una sonrisa de oreja a oreja:- Si!, estoy
completamente de acuerdo. La mujer continúa:
-Y mira, este es otro milagro, mi auto está destruido, pero esta botella
de vino; no se rompió... está intacta! Seguro que esta es otra obra de
Dios...quiere que festejemos tomándonos esta botella de vino y celebremos
nuestro encuentro en la vida... ¿que decís?
Le pasa la botella al hombre, el hombre sonríe feliz, la abre sin demora y
se toma de un solo trago la mitad y se la pasa a ella.

Ella toma la botella e inmediatamente le pone el corcho y se la guarda
fuertemente entre sus brazos.

Entonces el hombre le pregunta.....
-Pero vos ¿no vas a tomar? No, yo creo que voy a esperar a que llegue la
policía y nos hagan la prueba de alcoholemia....

MORALEJA: LOS HOMBRES SON Y SERÁN SIEMPRE MAS CALENTONES QUE
INTELIGENTES. LAS MUJERES SON Y SERÁN SIEMPRE UNAS YEGUAS

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